• jaubaius

    Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

  • waffilicious

    imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

    and then just left

  • glitterarygetsit

    I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

    Tweet by Honey @benegotherit: Inconceivable horror descends from space and, through a series of terrifying manipulations of your own tiny world, manages to communicate that it thinks your hat’s shit
    Tweet by Honey @benegotherit: Imagine your mates roasting you later. Every night just waiting for someone to be like “remember when octhony had a hat so bad he had to fight god”

    Twitter link

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  • flightyfinch

    i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis

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